Steven Koleno

Virtually Staged. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN… WELCOME TO SOUTH FORK LAKES! Where the lakes flow freely with fish…Mermaids…And possibly some VERY LARGE BASS. And nestled among these majestic waters sits a home so spectacular, so breathtaking, so unbelievably HOME-LIKE…13904 Arbor Pines Dr. This luscious two-story masterpiece features 4 bedrooms and 2.5 bathrooms — AND YES… IT HAS A ROOF. But not just any roof. A roof so beautiful that every December, Santa Claus makes sure this is his FIRST LANDING OF THE NIGHT. And the space?! There’s so much room for friends and family that you could invite your mother… your mother’s mother… AND your mother’s mother’s mother over for an elegant afternoon of tea and croissants. BUT WAIT. Did I mention the OPEN CONCEPT?! Dark wood cabinets so magnificent that simply looking at them may cause unexplained feelings of happiness. Tile downstairs. Laminate flooring with soundproofing upstairs. And… NO CARPET ANYWHERE. That’s right. Not one fuzzy little floor rectangle hiding somewhere waiting to collect 14 years of Cheerios and questionable substances. And then…you step outside. Into a HUGE VINYL-FENCED BACKYARD where you can enjoy complete privacy while doing virtually anything your heart desires. Hula hoop. Walk on stilts. Practice interpretive dance. Stand completely still and stare at your fence. IT'S YOUR BACKYARD. WE DON'T JUDGE. All four bedrooms AND the laundry room are upstairs, the entire home has been freshly painted and cleaned, and it’s sitting there patiently waiting for someone to love it. So grab your cell phone…or locate the nearest functioning payphone…and call The Kerin Group to schedule your private showing today. Come see 13904 Arbor Pines Dr. A beautiful home…in a beautiful community…WHERE THE LAKES RUN FREE. Mermaid population cannot be independently verified.